Saturday, October 23, 2010

Top Ten Ways to Tell You Live in a Rural Community

Top Ten Ways to Tell You Live in a Rural Community(inspired by Dave Quinn of the Levelland EDC)
(10) Nobody uses a turn signal because everyone already knows where they are going
(9) More accidents are cause by four legged motorists than two legged

(8) Our biggest fear......darn rabbits eating my garden
(7) Top three topics at the coffee shop...high school sports, how much rain did we get and hey who is that guy I have never seen him here
(6) Cops stop you, calls you by first name and ask how your mom is
(5) Traffic Jams are cause by farm equipment
(4) Neighbor buys new chickens, news paper reports the story
(3) Everyone has there name masking taped to the bottom of all their cookware
(2) You say a meet and greet....people ask what kind of meat?
(1) You know all your neighbors by first name, names of their kids, their parents and even the name of their dog

Have a great day and be good to each other!!!!

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