(10) It is so cold Shania Twain had to cover her midriff. Record sales plummeted.
(9) It is so cold when I turned on the shower I got hail.
(8) It is so cold, Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick.
(7) It is so cold, politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
(6) It is so cold, flashers are running up to people and describing themselves.
(5) It is so cold, the penguins have begun to migrate.
(4) It is so cold Richard Simmons was caught wearing pants.
(3) It is so cold hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs.
(2) It is so cold Al Gore is burning tires to stay warm.
(1) and It is so cold Pamela Anderson has been downgraded from hot to tepid.
